Pooh's War On Pride: The Battle Rages On
I hope this post settles this debate about whether or not Pooh Bear is cute or not once and for all.
I was cleaning up the waiting room at work a few days ago. Parents will often "donate" their old books and toys to our waiting room. And by donate I mean bring their old crap that their kids don't use anymore and leave it in our waiting room for others to use. Not exactly philanthropy at its finest, but I will admit, it beats throwing these items away.
So imagine my horror as I came across this book cover.
No pants. A shirt three sizes too small to cover his beer belly. Honey all over his face and belly. A spilled honey pot on the ground. The whole scene reminds me of a few lines from James McMurtry's song, "Peter Pan."
Beer cans to the ceiling
Ashtray on the floor
Laundry on the sofa
Need I say more?
And if you look inside the book it just gets worse.
First we have to watch Pooh raid Rabbit's honey collection like a kid in a candy store. But now we have to witness this?
Three words:
Have
Some
Pride.